SUPREMELY BAD

Desperately bad is a phrase that implies a level of failure so profound it's almost hilarious. It's the kind of disaster that leaves you laughing in disbelief. You know, the type of situation where everything goes terribly wrong. It's a utterly epic fail that sets a new standard. Dreadfully Awful terrible Life can be a real nightmare sometimes

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